Nookie in the Mail

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Bonus Track: An earnest musical plea for special delivery, overnight relief.

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Nookie in the Mail

by Dean Friedman

Baby, I miss you so.
Trying to be faithful. Uh, oh.
It’s not as easy as it seems;
I wore out all my magazines.

So before I slip into a void.
Take out your Polaroid.
Send ‘em out air-express.
You’ve got the right address.

Send me some…

Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie, Nookie in the Mail.

Just talking to you on the phone.
Makes me want to play my trombone.
So you know just how much you’re missed –
I nearly sprained my wrist.

So, if you want to keep me true blue.
I know you know just what to do.
‘cause color is outa sight.
But I prefer black and white.

Send me some…

Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie, Nookie in the Mail.

I struggle with it every night.
But still I am loyal and upright.
I meditate three times a day,
But that don’t make it go away.

Send me some…

Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie, Nookie in the Mail.

So let me ask you once again.
Only you can relieve my pain.
‘Cause I know just who you are;
You’re my personal porno star.

Send me some…

Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie in the Mail.
Nookie, Nookie in the Mail.


copyright (c) 2000 Dean Friedman

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from Rumpled Romeo, released May 1, 1981

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